Retire In Style

Need a toast or speech for your retirement? I can help.

Retirement speeches aren’t just a formality. They’re your final headliner act. Whether you want to be funny, outrageous, or play it cool and dignified, the microphone is yours.

Of course it is. You are the guest of honor. You have earned this. You retire once from your career. Give your audience everything you’ve got. Hold nothing back and have plenty of fun in the process.

Retiring from a job filled with memories, friends and great adventure? Not easy. How do you capture 20, 30, maybe even 60 years of memories in just a few minutes?

This isn’t a eulogy. It’s a launch party. It’s about announcing what’s next. This is the kickoff for what you’re going to do next, even if that just means finally learning how to sleep in on a Monday.

So, why settle for the same old canned speech? Those “speeches for all occasions” books were probably written by someone who’s never survived a budget season or a chaotic holiday party planning committee. No, this is your shot to be legendary! Go big, get a little wild, maybe throw in a few choice office secrets now that you’re finally free. Or maybe get philosophical. Tell ’em what you really think. Share what the years have taught you, remind everyone what truly matters, and pass on a legacy of wisdom (and, okay, a little harmless gossip).

Go out with style, with passion, let everyone know the best is yet to come!

Do you want to bring more to the microphone? Want to make them laugh or cry? Want to tell a story but aren’t sure how to say it?

You have the opportunity to thank people, or to honor employees whose jobs go unsung. Use your time at the podium to give gifts, or even to razz colleagues (tastefully). The only limitation is the allotted time.

I will help you write your speech. I will help you know the best way to deliver it. I can even coach you word-by-word.

Whether you are retiring, or honoring someone else, I will help you deliver with confidence your appreciation.